SAMPLE NEWSPAPER
COLUMNS
for The Daily Cougar (Vol. 61)
the
official newspaper of the University of Houston
Issue 5 - August 30,
1995:
Events
teach revenge not so sweet after all
Issue 9 - September 6, 1995:
Communication
meant to pass information
Issue 14 - September 13, 1995:
Bob: The universal deity
of conversation
Issue 19 - September 20, 1995:
Foreign Language Lab
ain't all Greek to me
Issue 24 - September 27, 1995:
Roaches hatch new plot
to take over world
Issue 29 - October 4, 1995:
Choose between fascists
and Marxists
Issue 34 - October 11, 1995:
Parenting arduous, takes
time, planning
Issue 39 - October 18, 1995:
Stand up for your rights
-- or lose them
Issue 49 - 1st November, 1995:
Halloween a lousy
holiday, says Grinch
Issue 54 - 8th November, 1995:
Take Politics 101 from
German Society
Issue 59 - 15th November, 1995:
Football kickers may
migrate to soccer
Issue 67 - 29th November, 1995:
UH chess club produces
'kings', 'queens'
Issue 75 - 17th January, 1996:
LAW 1301 : used car
dealers
Issue 80 - 24th January, 1996:
Opinion - Television and the
American public, perfect companions
Issue 85 - 31st January, 1996:
Opinion -
Not-so-bright boys in blue fail to impress
Issue 89 - 8th February,
1996:
`Freedom' needs
to be more than economic
Issue 93 - 14th February, 1996:
Honesty is truly love's
greatest virtue
Issue 98 - 21st February, 1996:
Following blindly without a
reason
Issue 103 - 28th February, 1996:
If you don't get help at
Charter ...
Issue 108 - 6th March, 1996:
Georgia seems to lack
`Keyes' to democracy
Issue 113 - 20th March, 1996:
Frankly, no one gives a
damn - not even SA
Issue 118 - 27th March, 1996:
Happy birthday to me,
dammit
Issue 123 - 4th April, 1996:
Spring cleaning elicits
'meat'
Issue 127 - 10th April, 1996:
Looking forward to H-Town's
future
Issue 132 - 17th April, 1996:
Beggars aren't always
losers
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TRANSLATION
Dante's Inferno
ESSAYS AND NON-FICTION
Defense of Anarcho-Capitalism
Essay
Essay on Game
Theory
SEMI-SERIOUS FICTION
The Aluminum
Grail*
*Published in Houston's Propaganda, Issue
29
Warm
Grapefruit Juice
Unbalanced
The Machine
Twist and Shout
One Stop Shopping
CRAZY FICTION
The Houston Factor
Rightfully Mined
POETRY
Ode To
Louie
Sammy The
Mouse
Underneath
the Midnight Star...
Pink Floyd
Limericks
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